Disclaimer : The article has got nothing to do with "reality" and is a result of shear boredom.Its a fictional or seemingly fictional work created before bed-time and the blog writer does not own up to to any unexpected consequence.
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We await for oracles to happen. They happen in disguise, you only need to blindly believe and follow. This article is solely dedicated to all those people who are believers,achievers,blah-ers etc. and majorly JOBLESS just like the blog author.
Since global recession happened every wise guy-next-door wishes to comment about it, i chose to help than comment.[ no the topic ain't diverting from oracles, i am still talking on behalf of them].
There are a few hidden reasons behind the recession.
We all despise Satan. Satan rules the hell, he rings the knell and takes our soul , he is destruction. Satan underwent major identity crisis and thus thought of showing us his true colours. To teach us a lesson on true satanness he introduced recession [ try finish reading the article before calling me anti-Christ]. When metro towns and cities were busy bribing lords, goddesses and their bosses for better incentives, Satan was busy designing a layout to save his arse.(master minds work in isolation). He saw that people on earth don't have time to breathe, eat , play or sustain humanity and thus brought in recession which resulted in financial crisis, joblessness and many other side effects.
Whether we humans accept it or not share market and related industry is a disguised version of gambling. Globally life had become so corporate, humans were left with no time for human life. They lived like zombies who are neither connected to their families nor to one's own self. He saw that his hell was loosing charm and authenticity because humans made their own lives hell. The day recession hit the global market, partial poverty, unhappiness, crappyness, hit the market and lives as well.
People were rendered jobless which gave them more time to spend with their family. Thus Satan was despised because men had to refrain from adultery and irresponsibility.
Careless spenders realised the worth of savings, hence banks also witnessed a boom period.
When financial crisis hit the market, companies resorted to various cost cutting measures. One of them was to curb black money hoarding.
When Satan gave recession fathers had to stay at home which gave them time to spend with thier children and teach them real world. When Satan bestowed recession bloody commercials stopped bugging us between the soaps. When Satan threw the spotlight on recession people took their jobs a bit more seriously.
However humans continued relying on the busy lords and goddesses to full fill their 'dreams'.
Satan sold himself to entertain a bunch of morons. He slept with Saddam in south park.
Its time humans understand the worth of Satan. The existence of a parallel phenomena. A super-power. His heart-warmth kindness.
_Since global recession happened every wise guy-next-door wishes to comment about it, i chose to help than comment.[ no the topic ain't diverting from oracles, i am still talking on behalf of them].
There are a few hidden reasons behind the recession.
We all despise Satan. Satan rules the hell, he rings the knell and takes our soul , he is destruction. Satan underwent major identity crisis and thus thought of showing us his true colours. To teach us a lesson on true satanness he introduced recession [ try finish reading the article before calling me anti-Christ]. When metro towns and cities were busy bribing lords, goddesses and their bosses for better incentives, Satan was busy designing a layout to save his arse.(master minds work in isolation). He saw that people on earth don't have time to breathe, eat , play or sustain humanity and thus brought in recession which resulted in financial crisis, joblessness and many other side effects.
Whether we humans accept it or not share market and related industry is a disguised version of gambling. Globally life had become so corporate, humans were left with no time for human life. They lived like zombies who are neither connected to their families nor to one's own self. He saw that his hell was loosing charm and authenticity because humans made their own lives hell. The day recession hit the global market, partial poverty, unhappiness, crappyness, hit the market and lives as well.
People were rendered jobless which gave them more time to spend with their family. Thus Satan was despised because men had to refrain from adultery and irresponsibility.
Careless spenders realised the worth of savings, hence banks also witnessed a boom period.
When financial crisis hit the market, companies resorted to various cost cutting measures. One of them was to curb black money hoarding.
When Satan gave recession fathers had to stay at home which gave them time to spend with thier children and teach them real world. When Satan bestowed recession bloody commercials stopped bugging us between the soaps. When Satan threw the spotlight on recession people took their jobs a bit more seriously.
However humans continued relying on the busy lords and goddesses to full fill their 'dreams'.
Satan sold himself to entertain a bunch of morons. He slept with Saddam in south park.
Its time humans understand the worth of Satan. The existence of a parallel phenomena. A super-power. His heart-warmth kindness.
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[Now you want to ditch the lords and worship Satan huh? Bloody!!!]
Satan gave us recession and those frigging marketing gurus got another reason to avoid giving us students money as sponsorship.
Saala Satan.
And the orcale happened.
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© Pepper
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